November 5, 2009
Hittin’ The Note.

Hittin’ The Note.

Stat of the Day

The Yankees spent about $1.66 billion since their previous championship in 2000.

nevver:

Hello. My name is Johnny Cash. The Selvedge Yard

nevver:

Hello. My name is Johnny Cash. The Selvedge Yard

November 4, 2009
quietbrava:

theopie:

quietbrava:

theopie:

GPOYW — The at a wedding before Labor Day Edition

No, seriously. How much?

She’s not for sale. But I might rent her to you for Suns tickets at Christmas time.

If I had any money, you’d have a deal. Related: thumbrings FTW!

Dude, the DJ from my wedding wanted to know if you two were still together. What should I tell him?

quietbrava:

theopie:

quietbrava:

theopie:

GPOYW — The at a wedding before Labor Day Edition

No, seriously. How much?

She’s not for sale. But I might rent her to you for Suns tickets at Christmas time.

If I had any money, you’d have a deal. Related: thumbrings FTW!

Dude, the DJ from my wedding wanted to know if you two were still together. What should I tell him?

November 3, 2009
chriseats:

Holy Buckets!  This is supposedly the dinner receipt from Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich.  At the bottom there you’ll see the number $47221.09.  For some perspective, that’s about twice as much money as I’ll make this year.

That one large water really pushed him over the edge too!

chriseats:

Holy Buckets!  This is supposedly the dinner receipt from Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich.  At the bottom there you’ll see the number $47221.09.  For some perspective, that’s about twice as much money as I’ll make this year.

That one large water really pushed him over the edge too!

November 2, 2009
If you see this guy around the Minneapolis area, steer clear! He is suspected to be very dangerous and likely to make foul and/or inappropriate comments.

If you see this guy around the Minneapolis area, steer clear! He is suspected to be very dangerous and likely to make foul and/or inappropriate comments.

Stat of the Day

When Brett Favre began his record setting most consecutive career starts of 299, Vikings wide receiver Percy Harvin was 4 years old.

Tumblarity = 0

October 26, 2009
Yeah, he hates this.

Yeah, he hates this.

tumblelikeyougiveadamn:

Left vs. Right, visualized. (Click to see full size.)
Partly done by Stefanie Posavec, who also did this. (via spiegelman)

tumblelikeyougiveadamn:

Left vs. Right, visualized. (Click to see full size.)

Partly done by Stefanie Posavec, who also did this. (via spiegelman)

Ugh, really?

Ugh, really?

October 22, 2009
"Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. Honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari ( http://www.apple.com/safari/download/ ), delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich."

— IE6 Disclaimer from Tyler Thompson’s New to York site

October 21, 2009
I find this humorous only because my wife’s name happens to be Bre.

I find this humorous only because my wife’s name happens to be Bre.

October 20, 2009
"This turkey is drier than a popcorn-fart!"

One More Cup of Coffee

One More Cup of Coffee